Two Cows Joke

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

{Got it from friend}

You have two cows


A SOCIALIST: You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.

A COMMUNIST: You have two cows. The government seizes both and provides you with milk.

A FASCIST: You have two cows. The government seizes both and sells you the milk. You join the underground and start a campaign of sabotage.

A DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.

A NAJIBIST : You have two cows. Bik Mama takes both cows and share it with CIMB. When Malaysian people ask where are the cows, he answered: Don't eat meat and don't drink milk. Change your lifestyle.

A PERAKIST: You have two cows. Your cows went missing. So chairman of your company's board of directors declare the stables are vacant. But Department of Agriculture refuse to accept that declaration because apparently your cows send a denial latter. A few days later, your cows appear with a new owner and they take over your company.

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